Ad Lwc at Celi

[Prediction Predicament]

This is my new story, Ad Lwc at Celi (means Leave Luck to Heaven in Welsh, which Leave Luck to Heaven is what Nintendo means).

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"Become Mario as he traverses a galaxy of gravities..." a 17-year-old boy reads. "Yeah, I'll become Mario alright. Become my ass!" He takes the game, reading Super Mario Galaxy on it, and puts it into his Wii. "There we go," he stated when the game stopped loaded up. He clicks on the Start button, but the game suddenly froze. "What the hell? The game's corrupted? That's just great," he said in disappointment. Seconds later, he started saying, "Why am I getting so fat? And why is a moustache growing on my face?" He fell onto the ground in pain. "God! My freaking body! It hurts so bad!" What he didn't know was that he was getting the metabolism of a fat and pudgy 30-something-year-old Italian plumber. His eyes turned from green to blue with a blink of an eye. His nose changed from a Scottish nose to a rounded one. His belly turned into a pasta belly. He started getting a headache. "Oh crap!" He screamed. The transformation was complete. He was Mario, but the only difference was that he still had his clothes, voice, personality, and memories. He physically changed.

He got up from the ground, his headache gone already. He walked slowly in pain until it stopped on the way to the bathroom. He looked into the medicine cabinet mirror, and saw himself as Mario. "Holy crap!" He reacted. He got the game and looked at it. "When they said, 'Become Mario', they weren't kidding! You actually become Mario!" The teenager-turned-Mario look-alike said. He noticed something unusual about the box art. "Special edition?" He bought the "special edition", which might of been the problem for transforming. "This is-a very bad," his voice started changing. "Oh crap! My voice! It's-a changing!" He started speaking like Mario because of the transformation. He ran out of the bathroom, and out the front door. He fell onto the grass, looked up to the sky, and yelled, "Oh, God, why-a-must this happen to-a me?" He put his hands over his face, without crying, and fell to the ground. "Maybe if I wake up, I'll won't be like-a this," he hoped.